I am not a very good tooth fairy. I got stuck while I was halfway under the bed trying to get a better angle on the pillow to see if they’d put it in an envelope and if it was poking out.
It wasn’t, I was just seeing stuff in the dark, and he started to move around so I had to freeze with my legs still poking out from under like an idiot. I don’t think he noticed, because I’m pretty sure he would have shit himself if he saw a pair of legs poking out from under his bed. Anyways, I couldn’t find the tooth, but I got the money under it, so I think I’m just gonna have to grab it while he’s off at school or something. All he cares about is the money anyways, right?