I’ve been reading up on things going on at Amy’s Baking Company tonight, since it’s some kind of “grand re-opening” or something special along those lines. The situation there tonight is just hilarious, from what I’ve been reading what with a handful of security guards posted around the restaurant for…some reason.
These people are crazy in the worst ways possible, but…well, it did give me this idea, at least.
Surgery was successful on my plant. It will no longer be dropping sap anywhere. Well, until next year. ONE DAY AT A TIME.
So I managed to win a Steam key from the interview with Vinny and the devs of Surgeon Simulator 2013. He’s a picture to commemorate me losing my medical license.
Sometimes I have predictions or visions of the future for people. Usually friends, but sometimes I get them for myself and… They just aren’t very ‘ideal’. Not necessarily bad, mind you, but def not all rainbows and good fortune. Which is life, I guess, so does that make them more real?
My teacher made a joke about booty calls today while we were waiting for the field trip.
He just “Alright class, if you need to go to the bathroom, or make any booty calls, now’s the time.” So I start busting up really, really loudly. And then he just “Actually I don’t even know what a booty call is.” so I start laughing even louder and explain it to him and he just “Oh.”
Just passed 1000 posts. Happy 1000th! To commemorate this occasion of me pumping out 1000 pieces of trash, I’ve decided to gift you all a 1001th post. ENJOY
Welcome to Amy’s Baking Company.
— Kitchen Nightmares [x]
wanna know the kicker
the only redeeming quality of their restaurant was their cakes and they revealed that they buy them
I think the best part was how the owners get 100% OF THE TIPS, THE WAITRESSES ONLY GET HOURLY
When Ramsey was leaving, he handed the only waitress there a $100 and said “This is for you, and for you only”
oh thats terrifying
she also has three sons—but they’re “trapped in the bodies of cats”
bryce was this what you were telling me about
Bada-bingo.
So I had to have two fillings put into my teeth for the first time, and basically half of my face is kind of frozen now… so when I talk, only the left part of my face actually moves much. Also talking is a pain in the ass, and I can pull of a shitty Shaun Connery accent by accident.
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
