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Sometimes I have predictions or visions of the future for people. Usually friends, but sometimes I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:49:48 -0700

Sometimes I have predictions or visions of the future for people. Usually friends, but sometimes I get them for myself and… They just aren’t very ‘ideal’. Not necessarily bad, mind you, but def not all rainbows and good fortune. Which is life, I guess, so does that make them more real?

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Thu, 16 May 2013 18:58:44 -0700

My teacher made a joke about booty calls today while we were waiting for the field trip. He just...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:01:43 -0700

My teacher made a joke about booty calls today while we were waiting for the field trip.

He just “Alright class, if you need to go to the bathroom, or make any booty calls, now’s the time.” So I start busting up really, really loudly. And then he just “Actually I don’t even know what a booty call is.” so I start laughing even louder and explain it to him and he just “Oh.”

Just passed 1000 posts. Happy 1000th! To commemorate this occasion of me pumping out 1000 pieces of...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:08:14 -0700

Just passed 1000 posts. Happy 1000th! To commemorate this occasion of me pumping out 1000 pieces of trash, I’ve decided to gift you all a 1001th post. ENJOY

socksie: thankyoucorndog: infinitysword: epochayur: speedwago...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:41:25 -0700

socksie:

thankyoucorndog:

infinitysword:

epochayur:

speedwagonfoundation:

whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin:

Welcome to Amy’s Baking Company.

— Kitchen Nightmares [x]

wanna know the kicker

the only redeeming quality of their restaurant was their cakes and they revealed that they buy them

I think the best part was how the owners get 100% OF THE TIPS, THE WAITRESSES ONLY GET HOURLY

When Ramsey was leaving, he handed the only waitress there a $100 and said “This is for you, and for you only”

oh thats terrifying

she also has three sons—but they’re “trapped in the bodies of cats”

bryce was this what you were telling me about

Bada-bingo.

So I had to have two fillings put into my teeth for the first time, and basically half of my face is...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:57:45 -0700

So I had to have two fillings put into my teeth for the first time, and basically half of my face is kind of frozen now… so when I talk, only the left part of my face actually moves much. Also talking is a pain in the ass, and I can pull of a shitty Shaun Connery accent by accident.

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:11:59 -0700

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

ironspider: I…made a thing. Possibly the best thing I’ve...

Tue, 14 May 2013 17:04:12 -0700

ironspider:

I…made a thing.

Possibly the best thing I’ve seen all day.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 07:20:15 -0700

hanecco: jams sunderland he’s transparent

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:56:32 -0700

hanecco:

jams sunderland

he’s transparent

SILENT HILL 2 (2001)

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:55:27 -0700

howtoboxart:

europe

north america

japan

duckymonstah: Happy Vinesauce Anniversary!

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:43:24 -0700

duckymonstah:

Happy Vinesauce Anniversary!

Holy shit I look like a ghost

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:02:26 -0700

Holy shit I look like a ghost

The ‘Happy Birthday Vinesauce’ song, sung by Ralph...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:43:59 -0700

The ‘Happy Birthday Vinesauce’ song, sung by Ralph and a bunch of attention horses.

Vinny’s Otomotone solo during the SNES Doom corruptions....

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:12:08 -0700

Vinny’s Otomotone solo during the SNES Doom corruptions. Unfortunately, I missed Joel’s guitar solo.

Happy birthday Vinesauce!

Birthday gift for a friend. Not sure I could have made it more...

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:17:44 -0700

Birthday gift for a friend. Not sure I could have made it more offensive…

monsterslnc: sharev: socksie: May 8th, 2013: Bryce is almost nice to me Wow this is really...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:22:52 -0700

monsterslnc:

sharev:

socksie:

May 8th, 2013: Bryce is almost nice to me

Wow this is really offensive. Why would I be nice to you? QUIT MISLEADING EVERYONE.

Watching you two interact is like watching the tail-end of a trainwreck at all times just the cars scrunching up in a fiery zigzag

socksie: May 8th, 2013: Bryce is almost nice to me Wow this is really offensive. Why would I be...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:12:03 -0700

socksie:

May 8th, 2013: Bryce is almost nice to me

Wow this is really offensive. Why would I be nice to you? QUIT MISLEADING EVERYONE.

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Wed, 08 May 2013 18:48:47 -0700

Well that was likely the weirdest evening I’ve ever had…

Wed, 08 May 2013 07:20:07 -0700

Well that was likely the weirdest evening I’ve ever had…